[ Yeah, he's talking to somebody who invites herself to other people's lunches without even giving her own name first. ]
Doesn't matter! Invite him over for lunch then— no one will say no to free food!
[ e.g. her, who takes her fork and starts twirling up the noodles, as much as she can without any loose strands and she can fit the entire two, three inch ball of noodles in her mouth at one time. ]
It's what you do when someone's choking. I can show you how to do it, because it's a good thing to know. But I'd prefer it not be a live demonstration.
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Doesn't matter! Invite him over for lunch then— no one will say no to free food!
[ e.g. her, who takes her fork and starts twirling up the noodles, as much as she can without any loose strands and she can fit the entire two, three inch ball of noodles in her mouth at one time. ]
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[He scoops out a helping for himself.]
Uh. Please don't choke on that. I know the Heimlich, but it's not fun to get.
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What's Heimlich? Sounds like a ketchup brand.
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