A Christmas party works! I got red and green and white paint, so here, you take the red and I'll do green.
[ she says as she casually rolls up her sleeves and sticks her entire arm into the bucket to mix the paint together. There are blank walls on the sides of buildings everywhere for them to paint and turn this street into one of those artsy streets full of community projects, and it's one of the taller buildings that she hauls the buckets over towards. They don't have a stepladder or anything to help reach the top, but they don't need one, because Mafuyu just picks up the entire bucket and hauls it over her head and empties out the entire thing like water from a washbucket. ]
Excellent choice. [ DAVE PREFERS RED - and oh my god mafuyu. well - that's one way to go? dave is a little more cautious by which i mean he directs his hauling and splattering more so, so there's splashes of red in various places over the green? ]
[ Green and red drown the walls and also their feet as the paint drips to the ground and also covered much of the sidewalk in glitter paint. There's a lot less white paint in the third bucket, so this is the one that she hands to Dave along with a brush. ]
I saw this on youtube onceβ you take the brush and flick it towards a paper and the splatters look like snow and stuff! [ it was on a much smaller scale than a wall, but the concept is the same ] But you gotta do it 'cause I can't fly.
[ They do their very very best to paint a winter wonderland scene of snowpeople, but you know the problem with painting something 20 feet in the air and it looks passable from up there? and then you land back down on the ground and look up to survey your work and there's this 20 ft difference in perspective and all their snowpeople look extremely stretched out and flattened
kinda like
they're melting. ]
...I think we need more red at the bottom. For lava. We can draw some dinosaurs down here too.
[ WHAT IS CHRISTMAS WITHOUT DINOSAURS, OTHER PARTNERS????
Words of love and affirmation are all Mafuyu needs to sustain her, move over food and water and air. She gets to painting dinosaurs too, but it's hard to tell what they are because the paint keeps dripping and her glitter dinos are all breathing fire. ]
[ this, because interactive art is a lot more fun than just seeing inanimate snowmen sitting by the curbsides. At least they're fairly mini snowmen that they make and set along the roof gutters hanging right over the doors. ]
Oh! We hide some inside people's mailboxes too, like a Christmas gift! And underneath flowerpots where people keep their keys!
People might not be able to see them if they're 2D though... How 'bout if we use rocks and cover them up with snow? Then they'll be able to stand upright!
[ Only maybe don't mix up flowerpot snowmen with the doorframe snowmen so people don't get concussions opening their doors ]
[ This is all in the spirit of ~community engagement~
Little ninja snowmen litter the streets; Mafuyu's are getting pretty lazy, two snowballs pressed together with 1-7 pebble eyes and covered with twiggy arms sticking out everywhere like porcupines, but that won't matter once they fall onto people or get kicked over.
Be grateful, street, because they're clearing out a lot of the snow and might be doing a better job than actual shoveling chores. ]
If it's an army, then we've got to make the captain too! One large one right in the middle of the street!
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[ she says as she casually rolls up her sleeves and sticks her entire arm into the bucket to mix the paint together. There are blank walls on the sides of buildings everywhere for them to paint and turn this street into one of those artsy streets full of community projects, and it's one of the taller buildings that she hauls the buckets over towards. They don't have a stepladder or anything to help reach the top, but they don't need one, because Mafuyu just picks up the entire bucket and hauls it over her head and empties out the entire thing like water from a washbucket. ]
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I saw this on youtube onceβ you take the brush and flick it towards a paper and the splatters look like snow and stuff! [ it was on a much smaller scale than a wall, but the concept is the same ] But you gotta do it 'cause I can't fly.
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[ STOP ]
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Let's do that, then! We can paint the roof too, so airplanes can enjoy our art too!
[ piggyback time...!! She'll grab the paint and brushes and hop on his back. ]
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[ AND THE TERRIBLE PAINTING...
CONTINUES TO OCCUR
at least they maybe can't mess up snowpeople (they can) ]
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kinda like
they're melting. ]
...I think we need more red at the bottom. For lava. We can draw some dinosaurs down here too.
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I love you and you're my favorite.
[ HIS OTHER PARTNERS KEEP NIXING THE DINOSAUR. OPTION. IT'S TERRIBLE. :T he immediately sets to painting dinos ]
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Words of love and affirmation are all Mafuyu needs to sustain her, move over food and water and air. She gets to painting dinosaurs too, but it's hard to tell what they are because the paint keeps dripping and her glitter dinos are all breathing fire. ]
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but eventually they finish their (terrible) mural that hopefully some other team will paint over... ]
Nice. Want to go set up a snow ninja army for our last chore?
[ why a ninja army ]
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Yeah, that sounds like fun! We can hide them where people don't expect them, like balanced on top of rooftops to make the jump when they slam doors!
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[ TIMESKIP OVER TO set up snowman traps for poor unsuspecting people i guess why this ]
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Oh! We hide some inside people's mailboxes too, like a Christmas gift! And underneath flowerpots where people keep their keys!
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I think they might get squashed underneath flowerpots unless we make them 2d?
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[ Only maybe don't mix up flowerpot snowmen with the doorframe snowmen so people don't get concussions opening their doors ]
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[ NO
so ok. he's crafting mailbox ninjas and flowerpot ninjas and roof ninjas...
they can just cover this block in them ]
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Little ninja snowmen litter the streets; Mafuyu's are getting pretty lazy, two snowballs pressed together with 1-7 pebble eyes and covered with twiggy arms sticking out everywhere like porcupines, but that won't matter once they fall onto people or get kicked over.
Be grateful, street, because they're clearing out a lot of the snow and might be doing a better job than actual shoveling chores. ]
If it's an army, then we've got to make the captain too! One large one right in the middle of the street!
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With an eyepatch and a pipe?
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Yes! All great bosses have eyepatches! I wish there's a way to make its eye glow red...
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[ WHICH HE WILL BE. TO PUT ON THE FINISHING TOUCHES FOR THE EYES... ]
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